Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Do 3 lies make a right?

Wrong thread jcapriotti…that banner isn’t funny it’s ridiculous…

Good to know…412 is the line…don’t cross it…

I couldn’t decide which thread to put it in, kinda belongs in both:
https://forum.cadmunity.com/t/does-anyone-actually-use-3dexperience-in-a-productive-manner/116/70
Hey @matt, let me know if cross-posting like this is a problem…can’t think of why it’d be a problem, but it’s your forum, your rules.

Hey Tahhhd,
What’s your professional opinion on how this turned out?

Unless he was REALLY moving, I’m guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects … safety first, even when being stupid!)
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I used to skateboard, road skateboarding. It got me around in a hilly city, and I didn’t do ramps, jumps, and tricks.
I did have ONE trick.
Once I was urged to do a trick, and this guy was insistent. OK, then you lay down here on the ground. I’ll go up this incline, come down here, and jump over you. Don’t worry at all. You will not be harmed. OK. He’s on the ground. I go up there. I get on my board and go in the opposite direction, quickly disappearing around the corner of a building. I don’t think he wanted that kind of trick, but one should be careful what one asks for.

Oh McDS has a Forum, e i e i oh.
Tag tag here tag tag there,
Here tag there tag,
Everywhere tag tag.

I don’t think that parts list includes enough beer.

Today’s email Dilbert is especially good.
I have resembled that remark.